Interstate 55 Pondering
I drove up Interstate-55 to St. Louis last night and I saw something that bothered me. A billboard. At first sight of it I chuckled to myself, but the more I thought about it, the more it bothered me. On it is a large picture of Shrek, with the caption "Ogre Achiever- Believe in Yourself".
So what is the point of this particular billboard? Clearly someone wants me to Believe In Myself. After all, this organization has spent thousands of dollars so that they can get this message out. But. . . does this inspire anyone? Should it? Shrek is a figment of someone's imagination. Shouldn't our heros have actually done something to warrant me believing that it is something I should actually do? Should I try to be more like Shrek?
Which makes me ask, where is the state of our nation that we would be inspired to believe in ourselves by cartoon characters? Shouldn't our inspiration come from someone more fomidable? Abraham Lincoln? George Washington? Jesus? Someone who has stood in the face in the face of adversity and overcame? There are plenty of people who would fit this bill.
I don't know.
Another sign I saw also troubled me. It was one of those flashing construction signs set up near Festus that proudly proclaimed "1271 tickets issued since 2/21/06". Clearly a sign from the Missouri State Patrol that they want you to know they are watching you- and you had better watch your speed.
Unfortunately, based on the math classes I took in college. . . a 230 day time span has occured since last February, therefore that sign also shows us that on average the Missouri Highway Patrol issues 5.5 tickets per day.
According to the Missouri Department of Transportation statistics, an average of 73540 vehicles traveled along that stretch of highway each day in 2004. We will assume that number is the same (though conventional wisdom says it will most likely have increased). That averages out to 0.007% of drivers getting ticketed each day. Because a significantly larger percentage than 0.007% of motorists are indeed exceeding that speed limit (that's given my own observations based on the number of morons who fly past me when I am driving along that stretch of highway), that sign actuallys says more clearly "We are kind of watching you, just not that closely. We just want you to think we are."
I've been reading the
"Difficult Trail"
I love this picture, because the dew and sunbeam higlight the web it so perfectly. I also love the soft background.
